have you ever like farted and just been like i am so glad no one is around to have smelled that



I once again have enough money to host a giveaway for all my wonderful followers. So here’s what you, yes, you! Can win; 

1. Any two wigs under $40 on any wig site of your choosing. 

2. $45 to spend on Etsy

3. $45 to spend on Amazon.

4. $45 to spend on What-Pumpkin.

5. $45 to spend on Ali-Express. 

6. TWO, get that, TWO, whole large pizza’s from any site delivered to your door. 

Wonderful, isn’t it? I’m wonderful. Even though you’d love to get these prizes in two days, I have some rules. 

1. Must Be Following Me. Just like my other giveaways, this is for my followers only. You can unfollow after this giveaway is done, even though that’s kinda rude. 

2. Likes do NOT count. Reblog’s only. You can like it to remember for later, but that will not count for an entry. 

3. Reblog as many times as you like, but do not spam your followers. This is something you should know. 

4. The winner will not be announced unless they want to. Because some people can be sore losers and say that the winner cheated and will actually send them hate. 

So there’s only 4 rules that you need to follow and we’ll come out alive. Alright. 


Good luck! 

Luvdisc: I love your blog
Alomomola: I love you platonically
Jynx: I love you romantically
Smoochum: I want to kiss you
Swablu: I want to hug you
Nidoqueen: I want to date you
Nidoking: I want to battle you
Ninetales: You’re beautiful
Wooper: You make me smile
Alakazam: You’re really smart
Plusle: You’re an amazing friend
Minun: I wish I was your friend
Lopunny: You’re sexy
Scolipede: I don't like you
Smeargle: I love your art
Unown: I love your writing
Meloetta: I love your music
Cubchoo: You’re gross
Swirlix: You’re really sweet
Eevee: You’re one of my favourite people
Sylveon: You’re my best friend
Arceus: I worship you
Togekiss: I think you’re a great optimist
Phantump: I think you’re a great pessimist
Pichu: You’re really cute
Shaymin: I am grateful to know you
Metagross: I want to get to know you more
Dwebble: I wish I could talk to you but am too shy
Darkrai: You’re my worst nightmare
Exploud: You scare me
Bibarel: You’re silly
Audino: You make me blush
Absol: Your blog is a disaster
Slowking: You’re wise
Zoroark: You should post more pictures of yourself
Porygon: You should post more



put this on ur blog to keep the str8s away


These two travel well.
Head to our Be More Tea Tumblr and tell us what you would do with an #ExtraSUNday for a chance to win one through 8/31. 
Credit: Sam Cannon


These two travel well.

Head to our Be More Tea Tumblr and tell us what you would do with an #ExtraSUNday for a chance to win one through 8/31. 

Credit: Sam Cannon

"Internet friendship is not real"

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.


still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”


attention achievement hunter fans stop scrolling

michael jones is growing facial hair

okay carry on

Anonymous asked: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. B)

*police sirens* YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING TOO SMOOTH. PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS ARound me cause that was really cute.


i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy